This week on Hipster Boys Say the Darndest Things

(Magpie Cafe, around 11:30 on a Friday night. I'm in the women's washroom; 2 hipster boys are waiting out in the hall to use the men's.)

HB1: Well, you know, people like to talk. It's easy to talk.
HB2: They just talk and talk and never shut up, man, it's like all they do.
HB1: Words flow as easily as my urine.
HB2: That's a good analogy, actually.

(This was followed by a long discussion of the difference between metaphor and simile.)