Inverted apostrophe

ECW Press booklaunch at the Gladstone last night for Emily's Joyland (which I'm itching to read), and Bill & Darren's apostrophe. I have been hearing about the Apostrophe Engine since I met these guys, so it was really great to see the book & site released at last. Hearing them talk about it with Ken Babstock gave me an idea, which I tried out today. Here it is: the hidden message you hear when you play the Apostrophe Engine backwards.

[Note: If you are not familiar with the Apostrophe Engine, click that link first, or this will make even less sense.]

If you are • If you are • Fun stuff to do when you are • as the galaxy appears on the brink of turmoil, you are • Come As You Are • Find the zodiac sign you are • Did you build the computer you are • We're sorry, but the site you are • Why the Probability that You are • However, success can be yours if you are • Find out what your thinking style is, and whether you are • Visit Frequently Asked Questions for more information about "You Are • Among other things, it can be used find how many days old you are • so if you are • Reading RSS the way you are • Personality test to find out which superhero you are • When You are • Who Do You Think You Are? • It should be stressed that the bland indifference principle expressed by (#) prescribes indifference only between hypotheses about which observer you are • Additionally, if you are • You're a marketer- no really, you are • When you are • The higher your score, the deeper from the South you are • On the front, a view of the Milky Way galaxy with a sign that reads "You are • Microsoft fixes bugs when you are • What They Are, Why You Are • You Are My Flower & You Are • Know where you are • Hear you are • The sport where You are • Is proud to offer the You Are • Here's your opportunity to share with other students what you are • What you can do if you are • First of all, do you feel that you are • and if you are • where you are • Sometimes You are • How to Tell if You Are • the evil singularity you are • it's about who you are • places to go when you are • If anyone has said to you: "You are • This is your life (if you are • Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are • I am fuel, you are • Even if YOU don't know what faith you are • unless you are • You are beautiful just the way you are • someone you are • lose weight if you are • if you are • It figures out where you are • The "you are • Would you trust a computer to warn you that you are • Either you are • or you are