Someone in Slovakia was very, very disappointed

I think it's time once again for another entertaining and possibly educational peek into my referral logs. These are all actual search terms that have led people to squiddity over the last few months.

things made of cheese
where can i find the red dot email where linda blair screams [No idea]
murmur animal [Incidentally, Googling this phrase reveals it to be a literal translation of the German word for "marmot"]
become a statistic
peril pickle
pickle dropper
fiction-is-evil
squid fishing adelaide
images grouchy pants
hottest drag queen makeover [from google.sk, which for just a moment I thought was Google Saskatchewan]
washroom graffiti in Toronto
whole transparent typewriter [Google Hong Kong]
Where to go on my birthday
hang out with boyfriend clipart
QED Quiddity
squish faced cats
who is that side Nadia
cn tower plumbing
hand gestures
zombie clothes [this was just before Halloween]