It's time for another installment of Toronto's Hipster Boys Say the Darndest Things
Bakery section, Dominion. A nerdy hipster boy in a leather jacket is talking at a pretty girl with an eyebrow piercing, who is ignoring him and browsing the selection of day-old bread.
Hipster boy: ... an unethical idea: I steal holy water and mix it with Jaegermeister.
Girl: [in deeply bored voice, still looking at bread] That's disgusting.
Hipster boy then pulls out his cellphone, checks it, and announces he has just received an "awesome" text from a friend who is in a bar getting drunk on "Jaeger bombs". The girl, unimpressed, says "He's getting drunk at 3 in the afternoon?" The boy says, "I think he's drunk already!"
Update -- Later the same day:
Driveway of Olivia Chow & Jack Layton's house. Two guys are sweeping up leaves & debris & putting them into boxes in a truck.
One yardwork guy to the other: Thinking and self-reflection are the only tools we have for self-regulation. Use them always!
Hipster boy: ... an unethical idea: I steal holy water and mix it with Jaegermeister.
Girl: [in deeply bored voice, still looking at bread] That's disgusting.
Hipster boy then pulls out his cellphone, checks it, and announces he has just received an "awesome" text from a friend who is in a bar getting drunk on "Jaeger bombs". The girl, unimpressed, says "He's getting drunk at 3 in the afternoon?" The boy says, "I think he's drunk already!"
Update -- Later the same day:
Driveway of Olivia Chow & Jack Layton's house. Two guys are sweeping up leaves & debris & putting them into boxes in a truck.
One yardwork guy to the other: Thinking and self-reflection are the only tools we have for self-regulation. Use them always!
Labels: hipster boys, overheard
posted by Nadia at 4:19 p.m.
1 Comments:
Haha!
This feature always reminds me of that guy I overheard at the St. Mike's book sale a couple of years ago trying to impress a girl by making fun of her books.
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